Dad Jokes 
Who doesn’t love a good avocado joke, am I right? Avocados are the heroes of toast, guac, and memes. But they’re also ripe for some serious dad-joke treatment. So buckle up, because these 20 avocado jokes are about to guac your world. Let’s peel into it!
1. Why do avocados never go to parties?
Because they’re always smashed by the time they get there!
2. What did the avocado say to the toast?
“You make me feel all warm and crunchy inside.”
3. Why did the avocado break up with the tomato?
It just wasn’t the ripe time.
4. How do you fix a broken avocado?
With a little guac-tape!
5. What do you call an avocado that’s gone bad?
Guac-ward.
6. Why did the avocado go to therapy?
It had some serious pit issues.
7. What’s an avocado’s favorite kind of exercise?
Avoca-cardio!
8. How do avocados greet each other?
“Avocadon’t you forget about me!”
9. Why did the avocado start a band?
It wanted to make some smashing hits.
10. What did the avocado say to the guacamole?
“You’ve really got me in a dip.”
11. What do you get when two avocados fight?
A guac-off!
12. Why was the avocado bad at hide-and-seek?
Because it couldn’t keep its pits together!
13. What did the mama avocado say to her baby?
“You guac my world.”
14. Why was the avocado bad at telling jokes?
Because its timing was always a bit ripe.
15. What do you call an avocado that loves to party?
A guac-star!
16. Why did the avocado cross the road?
To avo-catch a ride.
17. How do you make an avocado laugh?
18. What’s an avocado’s favorite type of music?
Guac ‘n’ roll!
19. Why are avocados terrible at football?
They always get sacked!
20. What’s an avocado’s spirit animal?
A shell-terrier!
There you have it, 20 of the best avocado jokes to spread some laughter and mash up your day! If these jokes didn’t make you smile, then you’re just not ripe yet for this kind of humor.