Bald Jokes

Embrace the shine and celebrate the lack of hair with some light-hearted bald jokes! Whether you’re bald by choice or nature, these jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone. So, let’s dive into the fun and shine a light on baldness!

1. “Why do bald men never use keys? Because they can’t find the right hairpin!”

2. “What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday? ‘Thanks! I’ll never use it!’”

3. “Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a hare piece!”

4. “What do you call a bald man who’s always happy? A happy cue ball!“

5. “Why did the bald man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!”

6. “What’s the best part about being bald? No bad hair days!”

7. “Why don’t bald men use sunscreen? Because they already have suntan lines!”

8. “What do you call a bald man with a wooden leg? A stubby!“

9. “Why did the bald man get a job at the hair salon? He wanted to work on his scalp!“

10. “How do bald men keep their heads cool in the summer? They use hair conditioning!“

There you have it! A collection of bald jokes that will surely make you laugh and celebrate the baldness in style. Share these jokes with friends or keep them for yourself to lighten the mood. After all, laughter is the best accessory—bald or not! 🧑‍🦲