Dad Jokes 
Looking for some laughs without the cringe? Whether you’re at a family dinner, in the office, or just need a giggle, these best clean jokes will crack you up while keeping it classy. Let’s jump into the hilarity and keep things squeaky clean!
1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
2. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
3. How does the ocean say hi?
It waves.
4. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
5. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They might crack up!
6. What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me.
7. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!
8. What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
9. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
10. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
11. How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
12. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
13. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
14. Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
15. Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two-tired.
16. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
17. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
18. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
19. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
20. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
“Hey there, bud!”
There you have it! The best clean jokes that are perfect for any occasion. They’re so funny, they’ll make everyone laugh without needing to cover their ears (or eyes).