Dad Jokes 
Are you ready to tickle your funny bone with some holy humor? Bible jokes have a special way of combining faith and laughter, making them perfect for anyone looking to lighten the mood. Whether you’re at a church gathering or just need a little divine inspiration, these jokes will have you smiling and perhaps even sharing a few with friends! Here are 20 delightful dad jokes inspired by the Good Book that will leave you chuckling!
1. Why didn’t they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck!
2. Who was the best comedian in the Bible?
Samson, because he brought the house down!
3. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
Ruth-less!
4. How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it!
5. What did Adam say to Eve?
“Baby, you’re the rib of my life!”
6. Why did the Bible stop at the red light?
Because it didn’t want to be caught in a “cross”walk!
7. What’s Jonah’s favorite vegetable?
A whale- lettuce!
8. Why did the disciples ask Jesus to let them borrow a boat?
Because they wanted to “row” in the right direction!
9. How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
Because he had a net income!
10. What kind of phone did Paul use?
A “cell” phone!
11. Why did the church choir get locked out?
Because they couldn’t find the right key!
12. How did the first man feel when he saw Eve?
He was “rib-tickled”!
13. Why did the people trust Noah?
Because he was always in good “standing”!
14. What’s a biblical fisherman’s favorite instrument?
The bass guitar!
15. Why did the angel break up with the demon?
Because he had too many bad “spirits”!
16. Why was the broom late to church?
Because it swept too long!
17. What did the pastor say to the congregation during the heatwave?
“It’s hot in here, but hell is worse!”
18. What did the priest say when he went to a gym?
“I’m here to work on my ‘spiritual gains’!”
19. What’s Moses’ favorite exercise?
Cross-training!
20. Why did the shepherd get a new job?
He was tired of being “sheep”-ed around!
And there you have it—20 lighthearted Bible jokes that are sure to brighten your day! Whether you’re sharing them in a group or keeping them in your back pocket for a laugh, these jokes remind us that a little humor can go a long way. So go ahead and spread the joy—after all, laughter is the best medicine, and it’s always good to mix a little joy with your faith!