Dad Jokes 
Get ready to roll your eyes and chuckle with these corny funny jokes! Perfect for lightening the mood and guaranteed to make you smile, these jokes are cheesy, silly, and utterly delightful. Share them with friends, family, or anyone who needs a good laugh!
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
3. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
4. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
6. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
7. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
8. What did the zero say to the eight?
“Nice belt!”
9. How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience!
10. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
11. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
12. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
13. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
14. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
15. What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Live stream!
16. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!
17. What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
18. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It had a virus!
19. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
20. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
These corny funny jokes are perfect for sharing and spreading smiles! Enjoy the laughs and the groans they bring!