Dad Jokes 
Get ready to cackle and howl with these delightfully corny Halloween jokes! Perfect for parties, trick-or-treating, or just getting into the spooky spirit, these jokes are guaranteed to get everyone in the mood for Halloween fun. So, grab your candy bucket and let’s dive into some frightfully funny humor!
1. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A “hoblin”!
2. Why did the vampire go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to draw blood!
3. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room!
4. Why don’t mummies take vacations?
They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
5. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch!
6. What did the jack-o’-lantern say to the other pumpkins?
“You’re looking a bit gourd-geous tonight!”
7. Why did the ghost go to the party?
Because he heard it was going to be “boooo”-tiful!
8. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite!
9. What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music!
10. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop!
11. What did one vampire say to the other?
“I vant to suck your blood!”
12. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
13. Why do ghosts love parties?
Because they have a haunting good time!
14. What do you call a trick-or-treater who is always late?
A “ghost” of a chance!
15. Why did the witch refuse to ride her broom?
She was too tired to “sweep”!
16. What do you call a monster that poops candy?
A “doodoo” monster!
17. Why did the headless horseman get a job?
He wanted to get ahead in life!
18. What do you call a friendly ghost?
A “boo” buddy!
19. Why are cemeteries so popular?
Because people are just dying to get in!
20. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A necktarine!
Enjoy the Spooky Laughter!
These corny Halloween jokes are perfect for sharing with friends and family to create a festive atmosphere this spooky season. Whether you’re at a party or out trick-or-treating, a good joke is the best way to spread the Halloween cheer. Happy haunting and enjoy the laughs!