Dad Jokes 
Get ready to cringe and chuckle with these corny love jokes! Whether you’re sharing them with your crush, significant other, or just looking to spread some cheesy romance, these jokes are sure to get a giggle (or an eye roll!). Love has never been this punny!
1. Why do scientists say love is like a chemical reaction?
Because you bond instantly!
2. What did the light bulb say to its Valentine?
“You light up my life!”
3. Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
Because they’ll dessert you!
4. What did one bee say to the other?
“Bee mine!”
5. What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
6. Why are frogs so happy in love?
Because they’ve found their ribbit mate!
7. What did the boy calculator say to the girl calculator?
“Without you, I’m not complete!”
8. How do squirrels show love?
They go nuts over each other!
9. Why did the skeleton break up?
He just didn’t have the guts to commit!
10. What did the hamburger say to the fries?
“I’m just trying to ketchup with you!”
11. Why did the magnet and the paperclip fall in love?
Because they were attracted to each other!
12. How did the broom propose to the mop?
With a clean sweep of emotions!
13. What did the one volcano say to the other?
“I lava you!”
14. Why did the coffee date go so well?
Because it was brew-tiful from the start!
15. What did the pencil say to the paper?
“I’m drawn to you!”
16. Why did the baseball player break up with his girlfriend?
She stole his heart and ran!
17. What did the watermelon say to its crush?
“You’re one in a melon!”
18. Why did the bicycle fall in love?
It found someone who wheeled it right!
19. What did the oven say to the microwave?
“You’re hot stuff!”
20. What did the Valentine card say to the stamp?
“Stick with me, we’ll go places!”
These corny love jokes are perfect for when you’re in the mood to sprinkle a little extra cheese on your love life! Share them and spread the love (and laughter).