Dad Jokes 
Get ready to chuckle with these crude jokes! With a blend of edgy humor and adult themes, these jokes are sure to provoke a few laughs (and maybe some eye rolls). Perfect for sharing with friends who appreciate a little naughtiness, let’s dive into the fun!
1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything, including lies!
2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
3. I’m on a whiskey diet.
I’ve lost three days already!
4. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
5. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down!
6. What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off!
7. I once dated a girl who was cross-eyed.
It didn’t work out; I couldn’t see myself with her.
8. I have a joke about trickle-down economics,
but 99% of you will never get it!
9. I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
10. I used to play piano by ear,
but now I use my hands.
11. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
12. I used to have a handle on life,
but then it broke!
13. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
14. What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but its flag is a big plus!
15. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
16. I have a split personality,
said the man!
17. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out!
18. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug!
19. I asked my wife to let me know the next time she has an orgasm.
She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.
20. Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
These crude jokes are perfect for those who enjoy a little risqué humor! Share them with friends who appreciate a good laugh, but remember to keep it light-hearted!