A dad jokes book is the perfect collection for anyone who loves to share a laugh! Packed with corny humor and punny one-liners, these jokes are ideal for bringing smiles to family gatherings or just lightening the mood. Here’s a collection of 20 classic dad jokes that you might find in a dad jokes book!


What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta!

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved!

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

They’d crack each other up!

How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

Why did the bicycle fall over?

It was two-tired!

What do you call a factory that makes good products?

A satisfactory!

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one!

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto!

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the “P” is silent!

What did one wall say to the other wall?

“I’ll meet you at the corner!”

Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

Why was the broom late?

It swept in!


There you have it—a mini dad jokes book filled with 20 classic dad jokes! Perfect for sharing at family gatherings or just enjoying a good laugh by yourself. Keep it handy for when you need a quick chuckle! Enjoy!

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