Dad Jokes 
If you’re on the hunt for some hilarious dad jokes to share on Twitter, look no further! Nothing quite beats the classic charm of a good dad joke to brighten your day and engage your followers. In the fast-paced world of social media, these gems are perfect for a quick laugh. So, get ready to tweet these 20 witty one-liners that are bound to make your timeline a little more fun!
1. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised!
2. Want to hear a joke about construction?
I’m still working on it!
3. I used to play piano by ear.
Now I use my hands!
4. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
5. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
6. I would avoid the sushi if I were you.
It’s a little fishy!
7. What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory!
8. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
9. Why did the computer keep freezing?
It left its Windows open!
10. Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems!
11. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
12. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
13. What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
14. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
15. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
16. Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on many levels!
17. I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh.
Sadly, no pun in ten did!
18. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels!
19. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space!
20. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
Now you’re all set with these dad jokes for Twitter! Use them to get some giggles and spark conversations. Remember, humor is the best way to connect, so let the laughter flow! Happy tweeting!