Dad Jokes 
Get ready for some lighthearted fun with dads jokes that are sure to elicit a mix of laughter and groans! These classic puns and silly one-liners are perfect for any occasion, especially when you want to get a laugh (or an eye roll) from friends and family. Let’s jump into the world of dads jokes and enjoy the laughter they bring!
1. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
2. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
3. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
5. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
8. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
9. What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
10. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
11. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
12. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
13. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
14. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
15. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
16. What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory!
17. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
18. What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
19. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy!
20. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
These dads jokes are perfect for sharing and spreading some joy! Whether you use them to break the ice or simply to get a laugh, they never fail to entertain. Enjoy the chuckles!