Dad Jokes 
If you’re ready to embrace the edgy side of comedy, these dark.humor jokes are just what you need! Dark humor can be a tricky subject, but it often brings laughter through absurdity and unexpected twists. Remember, the best kind of dark humor is the one that’s all in good fun. So, let’s dive into these jokes, and don’t forget to keep a sense of humor!
1. I have a joke about trickle-down economics.
But 99% of you will never get it!
2. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
3. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised!
4. Why don’t graveyards have Wi-Fi?
Because people are just dying to get in!
5. My therapist said time heals all wounds.
So I stabbed her! Now we wait!
6. What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes “whack, dang!” A bad skydiver goes “dang!” whack!
7. I used to have a handle on life.
But then it broke!
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field—until he became cornbread!
9. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car!
10. What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Bob!
11. Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
12. My doctor told me to watch my drinking.
Now I’m on the lookout for any alcohol!
13. I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh.
Sadly, no pun in ten did!
14. Why did the orphan go to school?
Because he had no other place to go!
15. What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but their flag is a big plus!
16. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
17. Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is!
18. What did one dead guy say to the other?
“Do you smell something?”
19. Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
20. Why don’t vampires have friends?
Because they’re a pain in the neck!
21. I have a fear of elevators.
I’m taking steps to avoid them!
22. What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory!
23. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
24. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, “They’re right behind you!”
25. What do you call a man who lost all of his left side?
“All right!”
26. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
27. I went to a funeral today.
It was my ex-wife’s; I guess I really got over her!
28. How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it—oh, wait, never mind!
29. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything, including bad jokes!
30. Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
Conclusion
These dark.humor jokes are all about pushing boundaries and finding laughter in unexpected places. While they might tread on the line of sensitivity, humor can be a powerful way to cope with the world around us. So remember to share these with those who appreciate a good chuckle in the shadows!