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Get ready to have a laugh with these cheeky dirtiest jokes! They might be a little risqué, but they’re all in good fun. Perfect for a night out with friends or a cheeky gathering, these jokes are sure to bring some laughter to the room. Just remember, they’re meant for an adult audience!
20 Hilariously Dirty Jokes
1. “Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!”
2. “What did the dirt say to the rain? ‘If you’re going to be muddy, at least let’s have fun with it!'”
3. “Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!”
4. “What did one piece of sandpaper say to the other? ‘I’m feeling a bit rough; want to smooth things out?'”
5. “Why was the broom late? It swept in!”
6. “What did the man say to the bartender? ‘I can’t find my drink. Can you help me locate my spirits?'”
7. “Why did the girl bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!”
8. “Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!”
9. “What do you call a woman who has lost her left leg and her left arm? I don’t know, but she’s all right!“
10. “What did the guy say when he finally found his lost sock? ‘It’s about time I got my sole back!'”
11. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!”
12. “What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!“
13. “Why did the man break up with his girlfriend at the beach? He found her too sandy!“
14. “What’s a dirty joke that’s always clean? A shower joke!“
15. “What did one ocean say to the other ocean? ‘Nothing, they just waved!'”
16. “Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!”
17. “Why did the plumber get kicked out of the party? He kept telling dirty jokes about pipes!“
18. “Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!”
19. “What do you call a dirty superhero? Captain Mess!“
20. “What did the left eye say to the right eye? ‘Between you and me, something smells!'”
These dirtiest jokes are all about fun and laughter. So gather your friends, share a few laughs, and enjoy the cheeky humor!