Dad Jokes 
Looking to spice up your conversation with a little humor? These dirty jokes are flirty, fun, and just the right amount of cheeky to get your crush laughing! Perfect for breaking the ice or adding a playful vibe to your chats, these jokes are sure to make an impression. Let’s dive in!
1. Are you a magician?
Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
2. Do you have a map?
I keep getting lost in your eyes, and I need directions to your heart!
3. I must be a snowflake…
Because I’ve fallen for you, and I’m ready to melt!
4. Are you a parking ticket?
Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you!
5. Is your name Wi-Fi?
Because I’m really feeling a connection!
6. Do you believe in love at first sight,
or should I walk by again… a little slower?
7. I was blinded by your beauty…
I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes!
8. If you were a vegetable,
you’d be a cute-cumber!
9. Are you a campfire?
Because you’re hot and I want s’more!
10. Do you have a Band-Aid?
Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
11. If kisses were snowflakes,
I’d send you a blizzard!
12. Can I follow you home?
Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams!
13. Are you a loan from a bank?
Because you have my interest!
14. Are you French?
Because Eiffel for you!
15. If you were a fruit,
you’d be a fine-apple!
16. Is your dad a baker?
Because you’re a cutie pie!
17. If beauty were a crime,
you’d be serving a life sentence!
18. Are you an angel?
Because I think I just fell from heaven!
19. I must be in a museum…
Because you’re a work of art!
20. Do you like raisins?
How do you feel about a date?
These dirty jokes are playful and flirty, perfect for texting your crush and keeping the conversation fun! Just remember to gauge their reactions and keep it light-hearted! Enjoy the laughs and good luck!