Dad Jokes 
Get ready for some cheeky laughs with these dirty Santa jokes! Perfect for holiday gatherings where the humor can be a bit risqué, these jokes are sure to spice up the festivities. Let’s dive into the naughtiness!
1. What does Santa say when he takes a break?
“I need to reindeer for a moment!”
2. Why does Santa love coming down the chimney?
Because it’s the only time he can come in hot and heavy!
3. How does Santa keep track of all the naughty kids?
He has a naughty list, but he also has a naughty time!
4. What’s Santa’s favorite kind of music?
Anything with a good bass!
5. Why does Santa always wear a red suit?
Because he loves to make things sizzle!
6. What does Santa do after he delivers all the presents?
He checks his naughty list for some holiday fun!
7. What do you call Santa when he’s in a bad mood?
Santa Claws!
8. Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
He had low elf esteem!
9. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa on Christmas Eve?
“Don’t worry, I’ll keep the fire going while you’re away!
10. How does Santa keep his beard so white?
He uses Naughty No More whitening cream!
11. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
Santa Clues!
12. Why did Santa go to the strip club?
To see the ho ho hos!
13. What do you call Santa’s helpers who are a bit too frisky?
The Naughty Elves!
14. What does Santa use to keep his naughty list organized?
A good folder and a binder of fun!
15. How does Santa stay fit during the holidays?
He does lots of wrap exercises!
16. What does Santa say to naughty children?
“You better watch out, or you’ll end up on my list!
17. What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus during a snowstorm?
“Looks like we’ll be having a snowy night in!”
18. Why did Santa hire a personal trainer?
He wanted to get rid of his jolly belly!
19. What do you call Santa with a sense of humor?
Jolly Ho Ho Ho!
20. How does Santa greet his friends?
*“Hey, you ho!”
There you have it—20 dirty Santa jokes that are sure to bring some laughs to your holiday festivities! Remember to keep it fun and light-hearted, and enjoy sharing these with friends!