Dad Jokes 
Dorty jokes are a fun twist on the classic “dirty” jokes, but kept light-hearted and silly! Here are 20 funny dorty jokes that are perfect for a good laugh without crossing the line.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
“Can you help me out? I’m in a bit of a sticky situation!”
Why did the bathroom break up with the kitchen?
Because it couldn’t handle all the drama!
What do you call a bathroom superhero?
Flush Gordon!
Why don’t toilets ever get lost?
Because they always know their way around the bowl!
What did the plumber say to the toilet?
“You look a little flushed today!”
Why did the toilet get kicked out of the party?
Because it was always getting in the way!
What do you call a fairy that doesn’t take a bath?
Stinkerbell!
Why did the toilet break up with its partner?
It found someone who was more dependable!
What’s a toilet’s favorite game?
Hide and Seek!
Why was the toilet always invited to parties?
Because it knew how to flush out the bad vibes!
What did the bathroom say to the shower?
“You’re really steaming up the place!”
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
Because he wanted to make liquid assets!
What did the soap say to the toilet?
“You really clean up well!”
Why did the toothbrush apply for a job?
Because it wanted to brush up on its skills!
What did the bathroom scale say to the person?
“Get off me! I can’t take it anymore!”
Why did the plumber always carry a pencil?
In case he needed to draw a line!
What did one toilet say to the other?
“You look a little drained today!”
Why did the toilet seat always win arguments?
Because it had the best points!
What did the bathroom rug say to the floor?
“You really bring me down!”
These dorty jokes are all in good fun and designed to make you chuckle. Share them with friends for a light-hearted laugh!