Egg Jokes

Are you ready to crack up? Egg jokes are the perfect way to bring a smile to anyone’s face, whether you’re at brunch or just hanging out with friends. These yolks will have you laughing so hard, you might just scramble your thoughts! So, let’s dive into this pun-filled world of egg-cellent humor with 20 egg jokes that are sure to be egg-straordinary!

1. Why did the egg hide?

Because it was a little chicken!

2. What do you call an egg who tells jokes?

A yolker!

3. How do you make an egg roll?

You push it down the hill!

4. What’s an egg’s favorite type of music?

Yolk and roll!

5. Why don’t eggs tell each other secrets?

Because they might crack up!

6. What did the egg say to the frying pan?

You crack me up!

7. Why did the chicken go to the seance?

To talk to the other side… of the egg!

8. What do you get if you cross an egg with a comedian?

A funny yolk!

9. Why did the egg cross the road?

To get to the shell station!

10. What did one egg say to the other?

Let’s get cracking!

11. What do you call a mischievous egg?

A bad egg!

12. How do you catch a chicken?

With egg-cellent bait!

13. Why was the egg so excited?

Because it found its shell-f!

14. What do you call a smart egg?

Egg-cellent!

15. How did the egg feel after telling a joke?

Egg-static!

16. What’s an egg’s favorite movie?

The Incredible Egg!

17. Why did the egg sit on the computer?

To keep an eye on the web!

18. What do you call an egg that likes to play hide and seek?

An egg-spert!

19. Why did the egg go to school?

Because it wanted to be a little egg-spert!

20. How do eggs stay in shape?

They do egg-cercise!

There you have it—20 egg-citing egg jokes that are sure to add a little humor to your day! Share these with your friends and family, and watch the laughter unfold like a perfectly cooked omelet! So go ahead, get cracking, and keep the laughs rolling!