Dad Jokes 
Fall is here, and along with crunchy leaves and pumpkin-flavored everything, it’s the perfect time to drop some hilarious fall jokes for kids. Whether you’re raking up leaves or heading to a fall festival, these jokes will keep the whole family laughing like they just saw a squirrel stocking up for winter!
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What did one leaf say to the other?
I’m falling for you!
3. Why do trees hate tests in the fall?
Because they’re always getting stumped!
4. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash!
5. Why was the apple embarrassed?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
6. How do leaves get from place to place?
With autumn-mobiles!
7. What did the tree say to autumn?
I’m falling for you!
8. Why are apples so bad at running marathons?
Because they always get winded.
9. What do you give a pumpkin who’s had a tough day?
A gourd hug!
10. What kind of vest do you wear in the fall?
A har-vest!
11. What’s the cutest season?
Aww-tumn!
12. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
13. Why do leaves turn red in the fall?
Because they’re blushing from seeing the tree’s bare branches.
14. What’s a tree’s least favorite month?
Sep-timber!
15. What do you call a large, colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Rake!
16. Why did the squirrel swim across the river in fall?
To collect its nuts on the other side!
17. Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield?
Because the corn has ears!
18. What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry!
19. Why did the apple pie go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smart Tart.
20. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth!
With these fall jokes for kids, you’re all set to keep your little ones laughing as the weather cools down. Whether it’s for a classroom joke contest or just a fun family night, these jokes are sure to bring some autumn giggles!