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Kick off the new school year with some laughs using these first day of school jokes! Perfect for easing those first-day jitters, these jokes are sure to bring smiles to students, teachers, and parents alike. Let’s dive into the fun!
20 Hilarious First Day of School Jokes
1. “Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!”
2. “What did the pencil say to the paper? I’m just drawing a blank!”
3. “Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!”
4. “What do you call a teacher who never gives homework? Unemployed!”
5. “Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!”
6. “What’s a math teacher’s favorite place in NYC? Times Square!”
7. “Why did the computer go to school? To improve its web-sight!”
8. “What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire? A blood test!”
9. “Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!”
10. “What did the teacher wear to the beach? Appropriate pants!”
11. “Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with too many sharp notes!”
12. “How do you get straight A’s? Use a ruler!”
13. “What did one school say to the other? You have a lot of class!”
14. “Why did the teacher go to the beach? Because she wanted to test the waters!”
15. “What do you call a student who is always late? A tardy student!”
16. “Why did the teacher need a ladder? To reach the high school students!”
17. “What did the chalk say to the teacher? You crack me up!”
18. “Why did the student bring a blanket to school? Because it was going to be a long day!”
19. “What’s a ghost’s favorite subject? Spook-ology!”
20. “Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice!”
These first day of school jokes are perfect for sharing with friends, family, or classmates to lighten the mood and kick off the year with a smile! Enjoy the laughter and new adventures ahead!