Dad Jokes 
Get ready to kick off some laughter with these football jokes for kids! Whether they’re on the field or cheering from the sidelines, these jokes are sure to score some giggles. Let’s dive into the fun!
1. Why did the football team go to the bank?
Because they wanted to get their quarterback!
2. What do you call a football player who tells jokes?
A punter!
3. Why was the football coach so good at gardening?
Because he knew how to handle the pitch!
4. How do football players stay cool during the game?
They stand near the fans!
5. Why did the football player bring string to the game?
So he could tie the score!
6. What did the football say to the referee?
“I’m just trying to get my point across!”
7. Why did the computer break up with the football?
Because it had too many issues!
8. What do you get when you cross a football player and a detective?
Sherlock Home!
9. Why did the football team go to the library?
To get their playbook!
10. What do you call a football team that’s great at math?
The Alge-bros!
11. Why was the football field so wet?
Because the players kept dribbling!
12. What do you call a football player who loves to play hide and seek?
A good hider!
13. Why don’t football players get lost?
Because they always follow the goal posts!
14. What do you call a football that’s always getting into trouble?
A bad ball!
15. Why did the football player bring a pencil to the game?
In case he needed to draw a penalty!
16. What do you call a pig who plays football?
A ham back!
17. Why did the referee carry a pencil?
To draw the line!
18. How did the football player get to the top of the mountain?
He tackled it!
19. What’s a football player’s favorite drink?
Root beer, because they love a good root!
20. Why did the football player get kicked off the team?
Because he couldn’t stop fouling!
These football jokes for kids are perfect for sharing with teammates or friends. Enjoy the laughs and keep the spirit of the game alive!