Dad Jokes 
Knock knock jokes have a timeless charm that never fails to elicit giggles! They’re simple, punny, and often downright hilarious. Here’s a collection of the funniest knock knock jokes ever that are sure to bring joy and laughter to your day.
Get ready to share these gems with friends and family!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
²Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
²Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
²Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
²Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I love you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
²Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
²Harry who?
Harry up! It’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
²Cows go who?
Cows go moo, silly!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
²Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avery.
²Avery who?
Avery good joke is about to follow!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
²Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
²Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
²Butter who?
Butter let me in before it gets dark!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
²Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
²Nobel who?
Nobel, that’s why I knocked!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Llama.
²Llama who?
Llama tell you another joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
²Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
²Peas who?
Peas let me in; it’s freezing out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
²Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
These funny knock knock jokes are perfect for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who could use a good laugh. Enjoy the chuckles and keep the good times rolling!