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Get ready to laugh out loud with these funniest yo mama jokes! Classic, cheeky, and always good for a giggle, these jokes are perfect for roasting your friends (in good fun, of course!). Let’s dive into the hilarity!
1. Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate says “expired”!
2. Yo mama is so big, when she wears a yellow coat, people yell “Taxi!”
3. Yo mama is so short, you can see her feet on her driver’s license!
4. Yo mama is so poor, ducks throw bread at her!
5. Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture!
6. Yo mama is so lazy, she took a selfie to see what she looks like getting up!
7. Yo mama is so tall, she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon!
8. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince!
9. Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says “One at a time, please!”
10. Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless internet connection!
11. Yo mama is so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention!
12. Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals!”
13. Yo mama is so lazy, she took a nap on the way to the gym!
14. Yo mama is so old, her first pet was a dinosaur!
15. Yo mama is so fat, when she skips breakfast, the stock market drops!
16. Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophies!
17. Yo mama is so big, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil!
18. Yo mama is so clumsy, she makes a paper cut look like a serious injury!
19. Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the beach, the tide came in!
20. Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund!
These funniest yo mama jokes are guaranteed to get some laughs! Share them with friends and let the good times roll!