Dad Jokes 
Get ready to chuckle with these funny Bible jokes! These light-hearted jokes will have you giggling while still appreciating the stories and teachings found in the Bible. Perfect for sharing during church gatherings, family dinners, or just to bring a smile to someone’s face!
1. How does Moses make his coffee?
He brews it!
2. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
Ruth-less!
3. Why didn’t they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck!
4. What’s a Christian’s favorite musical?
“Godspell”!
5. Why did the chicken join the church?
Because it heard it was a great place to get “pecked”!
6. Why did the computer go to church?
It needed to get its “byte” fixed!
7. What kind of lights did Noah use on the ark?
Floodlights!
8. What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?
“It’s Christmas, Eve!”
9. Who was the fastest runner in the race?
Adam, because he was the first in the human race!
10. What did one angel say to the other angel?
“Let’s wing it!”
11. Why did the pastor bring a pencil to church?
In case he needed to draw a little closer to God!
12. How do you get straight to heaven?
You take the stairway to heaven!
13. What did the Bible say to the procrastinator?
“Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can do today!”
14. Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
Because he knew there was something fishy about it!
15. What did the farmer say after he lost his tractor?
“Where’s my tractor?”
16. How did the first disciples keep in touch?
They used the “Net”!
17. Why did the shepherd bring a pencil?
To draw the sheep!
18. What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin’ Catholic!
19. What’s the best way to watch a fishing tournament?
Live stream!
20. Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
These funny Bible jokes are great for adding a little humor to your day while reflecting on some classic stories. Share them with friends and family for a good laugh!