Dad Jokes 
As the leaves turn golden and the air gets crisp, there’s no better time to enjoy some funny fall jokes! From pumpkins to sweater weather, this season is packed with opportunities for a good laugh. So grab a cozy blanket, sip your favorite hot drink, and let’s dive into the hilarity of autumn!
1-10: Leafy Laughs
1. Why did the tree go to the barber?
Because it needed a little “trim” for fall!
2. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
A “straw-berry”!
3. Why do leaves never get lost?
Because they always “follow the roots”!
4. What did the autumn leave say to the other leaf?
“I’m falling for you!”
5. Why did the pumpkin spice go to school?
Because it wanted to become a “little gourd”!
6. What do you call a tree that can’t stop talking?
A “chatter-leaf”!
7. Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them!
8. What did one autumn leaf say to another?
“Let’s get out of here before we’re picked up by the wind!”
9. Why was the apple so unhappy?
Because it was stuck in a “pear” relationship!
10. What’s the best way to catch a squirrel in fall?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
11-20: Pumpkin Patch Puns
11. Why did the pumpkin sit on the front porch?
Because it wanted to be a “decoration”!
12. What did the pumpkin say to the pie?
“Let’s get baked together!”
13. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
14. What do you call a pumpkin that tells jokes?
A “pun-kin”!
15. Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
Because they never learned “gobble” from “gobble-gook”!
16. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a “pumpkin patch”!
17. What do you call a pumpkin that can’t stop playing music?
A “jam”kin!
18. Why did the corn fall in love with the pumpkin?
Because it found him “a-maize-ing”!
19. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
20. What did the farmer say after he lost his tractor?
“Where’s my tractor?”
21-30: Funny Fall Jokes
21. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash!
22. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go with!
23. What do you call a witch’s garage?
A broom closet!
24. Why was the broom late?
It swept too long!
25. What do you call a fall festival for dogs?
A “bark-oween” party!
26. What’s a tree’s favorite drink in the fall?
Root beer!
27. How do you know it’s fall?
The kids are back in school and the leaves are “falling for each other”!
28. What did the ghosts wear at the party?
Their “boo-tiful” costumes!
29. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm in the fall?
Because the potatoes have “eyes” and the corn has “ears”!
30. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
31-40: Harvest Humor
31. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
32. Why was the farmer always so happy in the fall?
Because his crops were “a-maize-ing”!
33. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little “boogie” in it!
34. Why do ghosts like to go out in the fall?
Because they love the “spooky” season!
35. What do you call a pumpkin that tells tall tales?
A “fib-kin”!
36. What’s the best part of autumn?
The “fall” of man’s expectations when trying to rake leaves!
37. Why did the leaf break up with the tree?
It just couldn’t “leaf” the past behind!
38. What did the jack-o’-lantern say to the pumpkin?
“Cut it out!”
39. Why did the owl invite his friends to the Halloween party?
He wanted to have a hoot!
40. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash!
With these funny fall jokes, you’re all set to spread some cheer this autumn! Whether you’re at a family gathering, a Halloween party, or just enjoying a cozy night in, these jokes will surely bring a smile to everyone’s face. Enjoy the season and keep laughing!