Funny flirty jokes are a playful way to break the ice and spark some chemistry! Whether you’re trying to impress someone special or just looking for a good laugh, these jokes are sure to lighten the mood. Here’s a collection of 20 funny flirty jokes that will keep the fun going!


Are you a magician?

Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

Are you a parking ticket?

Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you!

Is your name Google?

Because you have everything I’m searching for!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Are you a campfire?

Because you’re hot and I want s’more!

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!

Are you made of copper and tellurium?

Because you’re Cu-Te!

Is your dad a boxer?

Because you’re a knockout!

Do you have a Band-Aid?

Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!

If you were a fruit, you’d be a “fine-apple!”

Are you Wi-Fi?

Because I’m really feeling a connection!

If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence!

Do you have a map?

Because I just got lost in your eyes!

If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!

Are you from Tennessee?

Because you’re the only ten I see!

Is your name Chapstick?

Because you’re da balm!

Are you a loan from a bank?

Because you have my interest!

Is your heart a prison?

Because I want to be sentenced to life!

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard!

Are you French?

Because Eiffel for you!


There you go—20 funny flirty jokes to help you charm someone special or just have a good laugh! Share these with confidence, and let the flirting begin!

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