Dad Jokes 
Alright, buckle up! If you’re here for some funny inappropriate jokes, you’re in for a treat. We’re talking jokes that tiptoe on the line, sometimes leap over it, but always bring the laughs. So if your sense of humor leans a little bit toward the wild side, you’re in the right place.
But fair warning: These aren’t your average dad jokes. These are the jokes that get you a side-eye at family dinner—but hey, totally worth it for the laugh, right? Let’s dive into 20 jokes that’ll have you laughing and maybe even cringing just a little.
1. “I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.”
2. “My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.”
3. “Sex is like air. It’s not important unless you’re not getting any.”
4. “They say marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.”
5. “I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.”
6. “I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!”
7. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.”
8. “I like my coffee like I like my men: sliding off the roof of my car as I drive away.”
9. “My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. Now I have two girlfriends.”
10. “What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.”
11. “I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.”
12. “I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.”
13. “How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.”
14. “I threw a boomerang a few years ago. Now I live in constant fear.”
15. “What’s long, hard, and has come in the middle? A cucumber.”
16. “I’m not saying I hate you, but I’d unplug your life support to charge my phone.”
17. “If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.”
18. “Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.”
19. “My ex had one very annoying habit – breathing.”
20. “If a man says he will fix it, he will. There’s no need to remind him every six months.”
There you have it—20 funny inappropriate jokes that are sure to get a laugh (or maybe a groan). Whether you’re looking for a cheeky one-liner or a joke that’ll have everyone looking at each other like, “Did they really just say that?” these jokes have you covered.
Go ahead, try them out at your next gathering—but maybe leave a few of the spicier ones for your closest friends. 😉