Dad Jokes 
If you’re looking to kick back and enjoy a hearty laugh, you’ve come to the right place! With 2023 in full swing, it’s the perfect time to refresh your collection of funny jokes. Here are 30 hilarious jokes for 2023 that will keep you entertained and your friends laughing!
Why did the computer go to therapy?
Because it had too many bytes of anxiety!
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
“Dam!”
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
Why was the math teacher suspicious?
She had too many problems to solve!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investi-gator!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll tell you at Thanksgiving!
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re so good at it!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed!
Why did the stadium get hot?
Because all the fans left!
What do you call a joke that’s a little cheesy?
Gouda humor!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
How does a scientist freshen their breath?
With experi-mints!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
These funny jokes for 2023 are sure to bring smiles and laughter to any gathering, whether you’re sharing them with friends or just enjoying a good chuckle by yourself.
In conclusion, funny jokes are a universal language of laughter, and 2023 is no exception. So, keep sharing these jokes and spread the joy wherever you go!