Dad Jokes 
Looking to bring some joy and laughter to your day? You’ve come to the right place! Here are some funny kids jokes that are perfect for kids of all ages. These jokes are guaranteed to get giggles, snickers, and belly laughs from your little ones. So gather the family, and let’s dive into a collection of 20 delightful dad jokes that will tickle everyone’s funny bone!
1. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
2. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was stuffed!
3. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?
Sofishticated!
4. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
5. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
6. What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
7. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
8. What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
9. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy!
10. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
“Hey, bud!”
11. Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them!
12. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
13. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
14. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
15. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
16. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
17. What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk!
18. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
19. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
20. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
Conclusion
There you have it—20 of the funniest kids jokes that are sure to bring smiles and laughter to your family! Whether you’re sharing them during dinner or telling them at a family gathering, these jokes are a surefire way to lighten the mood and create some wonderful memories. Enjoy the laughter and keep those smiles coming!