Dad Jokes 
Get ready to giggle with these funny knock knock jokes for kids! Perfect for all ages, these jokes are sure to spark some laughter and fun. So, let’s jump into the doorbell of humor and knock on some silly punchlines!
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moooo!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
²Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
²Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
²Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
²Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
²Nana who?
Nana your business!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
²Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
²Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
²Cargo who?
Car go beep beep!
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
²Dishes who?
Dishes a nice place you have here!
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
²Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
²Butter who?
Butter let me in or I’ll freeze out here!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
²Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo who?**
Boo who?
You don’t have to cry, it’s just a joke!
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mike.
²Mike who?
Mike drop!
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Samosa.
²Samosa who?
Samosa you know, I love these jokes!
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
²Wanda who?
Wanda you want to hear another joke?
Share the Laughter!
These funny knock knock jokes for kids are perfect for sharing with friends and family. Use them to brighten someone’s day and keep the giggles going! Knock knock—who’s there? Just more laughter waiting to happen!