Dad Jokes 
Get ready for some laughs with these funny long jokes! Each one has a bit of a story, setting you up for the punchline in a way that’ll keep your friends entertained. Whether you’re sharing them at a party or just looking to brighten someone’s day, these jokes are sure to deliver!
1. The Talking Dog
A man sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he knocks on the door. The owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
When the man goes to the backyard, he sees a dog sitting there. “So, what’s your story?” he asks the dog.
“Well,” the dog begins, “I discovered my ability to talk when I was young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time, they had me traveling around the world, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders because nobody would suspect a talking dog!”
The man is amazed. “Why would you sell such a great dog?”
The owner shakes his head. “He’s a liar. He didn’t do any of that!”
2. The Farmer and the Donkey
A farmer had a donkey that he used for plowing his fields. One day, the donkey fell into a deep hole and couldn’t get out. The farmer tried everything he could think of to get the donkey out, but nothing worked.
After a while, the farmer realized that the donkey was getting old and that it was probably time to get a new one anyway. So, he decided to bury the donkey in the hole to put it out of its misery.
He grabbed a shovel and started throwing dirt into the hole. But every time he threw a shovelful of dirt on the donkey, the donkey would shake it off and step up!
The farmer was baffled. He kept throwing dirt on the donkey, and each time the donkey shook it off and took a step higher. Eventually, the donkey climbed out of the hole and trotted away!
The farmer looked up and said, “I don’t know what just happened, but if I ever get in trouble, I’m calling that donkey!”
3. The Restaurant Bill
A man goes into a restaurant and orders a big meal. He enjoys every bit of it, and when he finishes, he asks for the check.
The waiter brings the bill, and the man notices it’s quite high. “This is way too much for one meal!” he complains.
The waiter shrugs and says, “Well, the chef is world-renowned, and he uses only the finest ingredients. You should expect to pay for quality.”
The man frowns, then decides to make a scene. “What’s so special about the chef anyway?” he asks loudly.
The waiter leans in and whispers, “He’s a magician. He can make things disappear!”
The man’s eyes widen. “Really? Can he make my bill disappear?”
The waiter smirks and says, “No, but he can make your appetite disappear!”
4. The Lion and the Mouse
Once upon a time, a lion was sleeping in the forest when a little mouse accidentally ran over his nose. The lion woke up, furious, and caught the mouse in his paw.
The mouse begged, “Please let me go! I could be of help to you someday!”
The lion, amused at the thought, released the mouse. Days later, the lion was caught in a hunter’s net. He roared in frustration, and the little mouse heard him.
The mouse quickly scampered over and gnawed through the ropes, freeing the lion. The lion was amazed and said, “You were right! Even a little mouse can help a big lion.”
The mouse smiled and replied, “I may be small, but I’ve got big ideas—like avoiding your tail when you’re sleeping!”
5. The Genie and the Three Wishes
A man finds a genie lamp while cleaning his attic. He rubs it, and out pops the genie! “I’ll grant you three wishes,” the genie says.
The man thinks hard and finally says, “I wish for a million dollars!”
Poof! A million dollars appears in front of him. For his second wish, he says, “I want a sports car!”
Poof! A brand new sports car is now in his driveway.
For his third wish, he says, “I want to be irresistible to women!”
Poof! He turns into a box of chocolates!
These funny long jokes are perfect for sharing and brightening someone’s day! Enjoy the laughs and the storytelling!