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Get ready to celebrate the hilarious side of motherhood with these funny mom jokes quotes! Whether you’re a mom yourself or just know one, these jokes will have you laughing out loud and nodding in agreement. Let’s dive into the world of mom humor!
1. “Being a mom is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park!”
2. “I told my kids I wanted to be a stay-at-home mom. They said, ‘But Mom, you’re already home!’”
3. “You know you’re a mom when you can’t find your car keys, but you can find your child’s lost toy from two years ago.”
4. “Mom: A title just above queen.”
5. “I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure… just like my kids when they can’t decide what to eat!”
6. “Motherhood: When the days are long, but the years are short… and the snacks disappear even faster!”
7. “My kids call me ‘Mom’ because ‘Superwoman’ is too hard to say!”
8. “Being a mom is learning about strengths you didn’t know you had and dealing with fears you didn’t know existed… like the fear of stepping on a Lego!”
9. “I’m a mom, what’s your superpower? Oh wait, I just lost it in the laundry!”
10. “Momming is like a marathon, but instead of a finish line, there’s just more laundry.”
11. “Why did the mom go to school? Because she wanted to learn how to control the chaos!”
12. “A mother’s love is like a cup of tea—it’s all in how you make it… and how many times you spill it!”
13. “My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it ‘lunch.’”
14. “I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee!”
15. “Behind every great kid is a mom who’s pretty sure she’s screwing it up!”
16. “If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you to in the first place!”
17. “Mom: The only job where you can be expected to work 24/7 without any breaks… and still not get paid!”
18. “To be a mom is to be a human napkin, a personal chauffeur, and an undercover superhero all at once!”
19. “I can’t believe I’m raising a child who thinks ‘snack’ is a food group!”
20. “If you think my hands are full, you should see my heart!”
These funny mom jokes quotes are perfect for sharing with your favorite moms or for adding a little laughter to your day. Remember, motherhood may be tough, but it’s also filled with joy and humor! Enjoy!