Dad Jokes 
Get ready to ring in the laughs with some funny New Year jokes! Whether you’re celebrating with friends or just enjoying a quiet night in, these jokes will add a spark to your festivities. Let’s jump into the hilarity!
1. What did the New Year’s resolution make for dinner?
A fresh start!
2. Why do you need a jeweler on New Year’s Eve?
To help you find your ring!
3. What’s a New Year’s resolution?
Something that goes in one year and out the other!
4. Why did the New Year’s Eve party get canceled?
Because it was too hard to get a countdown!
5. How do you know if someone is going to break their New Year’s resolution?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you!
6. What did the ghost say on New Year’s Eve?
“Happy Boo Year!”
7. Why did the man break up with his calendar?
Because it had too many dates!
8. What do you call someone who is afraid of New Year’s Eve?
A year-phobic!
9. What do you say when you meet someone on New Year’s Day?
“Have a punchy New Year!”
10. Why did the New Year’s baby cross the road?
To get to the other decade!
11. What’s a New Year’s resolution’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good beat!
12. What did one New Year’s Day say to the next?
“I’ll see you next year!”
13. Why do we have New Year’s resolutions?
To make resolutions we can break!
14. How did the New Year’s party get kicked out of the bar?
For being too rowdy!
15. What do you call a New Year’s Eve celebration with no snacks?
A bore-fest!
16. Why did the New Year’s toast go to therapy?
It had too many issues!
17. What’s a New Year’s favorite vegetable?
A resolution bean!
18. What do you call an optimistic New Year’s Eve?
A bright beginning!
19. Why did the New Year’s party turn into a dance-off?
Because it was all about the step into the new year!
20. What’s a New Year’s favorite type of tea?
It’s got to be celebrate-tea!
There you have it—20 funny New Year jokes to kick off the year with laughter! Share these with friends and family to spread some joy and get the party started!