Dad Jokes 
Looking for some giggles that are school-friendly? These funny school-appropriate jokes are perfect for sharing in class, during lunch, or at any school event.
Here are 20 hilarious jokes that will keep the laughter rolling without stepping over the line!
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
What did the teacher wear to the beach?
*Her in-vest!
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many sharp notes!
What do you call a fake noodle?
*An impasta!
Why was the computer cold?
Because it left its Windows open!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
*A dino-snore!
Why did the teacher go to the principal’s office?
Because she wanted to get her class in order!
What do you call a bear that can do math?
A grizzly mathematician!
Why did the student bring a pencil to bed?
Because she wanted to draw her dreams!
Why was the broom late for class?
Because it swept in!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
*An investi-gator!
Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
Because it felt crummy!
What’s a tree’s favorite drink?
*Root beer!
These funny school-appropriate jokes are great for keeping the mood light and fun. Share them with classmates, teachers, and friends for some wholesome laughter!