Dad Jokes 
Get ready to laugh your angles off with these geometry jokes! Perfect for math lovers or anyone looking to add a little humor to their day, these jokes are sure to draw a smile. Let’s get right into the fun!
1. Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else!
2. Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Because it was over 90 degrees!
3. What do you call a teacher who is afraid of geometry?
A plane teacher!
4. How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corner because it’s always 90 degrees!
5. Why did the triangle cross the road?
To get to the other side!
6. What did the triangle say to the circle?
“You’re going round in circles!”
7. Why don’t you ever argue with a 90-degree angle?
Because it’s always right!
8. How did the rectangle propose to the triangle?
He said, “You complete my angles!”
9. Why are obtuse angles so depressed?
Because they’re never right!
10. What do you call a mathematician’s favorite place to hang out?
Times Square, where they can find their sine and cosine!
11. Why did the circle break up with the triangle?
It found someone who could give it more points!
12. How do you find a good angle in a relationship?
You have to measure the chemistry!
13. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
14. What’s a geometry teacher’s favorite dessert?
Pi!
15. What did one parallel line say to the other?
“We’ll never meet, but I’ll always be with you!”
16. Why did the student wear glasses in geometry class?
To improve their vision of the angles!
17. Why did the triangle refuse to play poker?
Because it was afraid of being bluffed!
18. How do you make a triangle laugh?
You give it a good pun!
19. What do you call it when a mathematician is on vacation?
Their sine of relaxation!
20. Why did the angle go to school?
To improve its degrees!
There you go—20 geometry jokes to brighten your day! Share them with friends, family, or fellow math enthusiasts to spread some geometric joy!