Dad Jokes 
Get ready to chuckle with these good fat jokes! Designed to bring a smile while keeping the humor light-hearted and fun, these jokes are perfect for anyone looking to share a laugh. Let’s dig into some good-natured fat humor!
1. Why did the fat guy bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
2. What’s a fat person’s favorite exercise?
Running out of snacks!
3. Why did the fat chef get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept whisking it away!
4. How do you know when a fat person is lying?
When their pants are on fire… or when they say they’ll share their food!
5. What do you call a fat superhero?
The Incredible Bulk!
6. Why did the fat kid cross the road?
To get to the other side… of the buffet!
7. What do you get when you cross a fat person with a potato?
A couch potato!
8. Why did the fat man bring a pencil to the gym?
In case he needed to draw some weight!
9. What’s a fat person’s favorite yoga pose?
The downward facing donut!
10. Why did the fat guy take a nap in the middle of the party?
Because he was tired of all the heavy lifting!
11. What did the fat girl say when she found a hidden stash of cookies?
“This is a sweet discovery!”
12. Why don’t fat people ever get lost?
Because they always follow the trail of crumbs!
13. How do fat people stay so cheerful?
They always look at the bigger picture!
14. Why did the fat man sit on the clock?
Because he wanted to be on time!
15. What’s a fat person’s favorite game?
Hide and seek… but they never hide too well!
16. Why did the fat guy go to the bakery?
To get a sweet deal!
17. What do you call a fat joke?
A heavy hitter!
18. Why did the fat girl join the gym?
She heard there was a great weight loss program!
19. How do fat people celebrate their birthday?
With a bigger cake and even bigger smiles!
20. What do you call a fat cat?
A purrfectly fluffy friend!
These good fat jokes are meant to be fun and light-hearted! Share them with friends and family for some good laughs!