Dad Jokes 
Looking to spice up your conversations and bring some laughter to the table? You’ve come to the right place! Here are some good jokes for adults that will have you chuckling, groaning, and maybe even facepalming. Perfect for sharing with friends, at a dinner party, or just to lighten your mood!
1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug!
2. My boss told me to have a good day.
So I went home!
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
4. I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia.
She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
5. I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh.
Sadly, no pun in ten did!
6. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
8. I used to play piano by ear.
Now I use my hands!
9. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
10. I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places!
11. I used to be indecisive.
Now I’m not so sure!
12. What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
13. Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet!
14. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
15. I wanted to lose weight, so I went to the barbershop.
I heard they had great trimming!
16. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
17. I told my computer I needed a break.
Now it won’t stop sending me ads for vacation packages!
18. What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!
19. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
20. I would tell you a joke about an elevator,
but it’s an uplifting experience!
There you have it—twenty good jokes for adults that are sure to lighten the mood and bring a smile to anyone’s face! Share them with friends, use them as icebreakers, or simply enjoy a good laugh yourself. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, so dose yourself generously!