Dad Jokes 
Gross jokes are a hilarious way to embrace the weird and wacky side of humor! These jokes may make you cringe, but they’re sure to get a laugh (or a groan) out of friends and family. Get ready to dive into some delightfully disgusting humor!
What did one eye say to the other eye?
“Between you and me, something smells!”
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything, including bad odors!
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
“You look a bit flushed!”
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go with!
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A bloody mary!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side, where the grass is greener… and maybe a bit soggy!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fun-gi!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite, but it’s a bit icky!
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
With your nose plugged!
Why did the girl bring a ladder to the bar?
Because she heard the drinks were on the house, and she wanted to avoid the sticky floor!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it… just don’t look too closely!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear that’s probably had a sugary diet!
What did the dirt say to the rain?
“If you keep this up, I’m going to get mucky!
What do you call a dirty superhero?
Captain Grime!
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a bad case of viruses and a nasty bug!
What’s a zombie’s favorite snack?
Grains… but make sure they’re fresh!
What did the slimy snail say when he rode on the turtle’s back?
“Wheee! This is slime-tastic!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts… or the gore!
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm and knowing you’ve eaten the other half!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom… but it probably got a bit messed up!
What did one booger say to the other?
“Stop picking on me!”
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut… just don’t get too sticky!
Why did the chef break up with his girlfriend?
She found him too crumby!
What do you call a smelly kid?
Stinky Pete, but only if he doesn’t take a shower!
These gross jokes are sure to elicit a mix of laughter and disgust! Share them with friends and enjoy the hilarity of the gross side of humor!