Dad Jokes 
Get ready for some spooktacular fun with these Halloween jokes and riddles! Perfect for parties, trick-or-treating, or just getting into the Halloween spirit, these jokes will have everyone howling with laughter. Let’s get into the Halloween spirit!
1. What do you call a witch’s garage?
A broom closet!
2. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
3. What do you call a ghost that gets a job?
A “boo”-kkeeper!
4. Why do ghosts love parties?
Because they have a spook-tacular time!
5. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A necktarine!
6. Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the rattle-ing bones!
7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
8. Why did the ghost go to the party?
Because he heard it was going to be a boo-last!
9. What do you call a monster that poisons cornflakes?
A cereal killer!
10. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
11. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
12. Why do mummies take vacations?
Because they need to unwind!
13. What do you call a dancing ghost?
A boogie-man!
14. Why did the vampire break up with his girlfriend?
She wasn’t his type!
15. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
I-scream!
16. How do you know if a skeleton is a good friend?
He’s always there for you, even when things get bone-hard!
17. What did one haunted house say to the other?
“You look boo-tiful today!”
18. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room!
19. Why did the witch go to school?
To improve her spelling!
20. What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist!
These Halloween jokes and riddles are perfect for sharing with friends and family. Enjoy the spooky season with some good laughs!