Dad Jokes 
School jokes are a great way to lighten the mood and have a good laugh about the ups and downs of education. Here’s a collection of funny school-related jokes for students, teachers, and everyone in between!
1. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
2. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire?
A blood test!
3. Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
4. What’s a teacher’s favorite nation?
Expla-nation!
5. Why did the computer go to school?
To improve its byte!
6. How do you organize a fantastic space party?
You planet!
7. Why was the broom late to school?
It swept in!
8. What did the science book say to the math book?
“Wow, you’ve got a lot of problems!”
9. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school!
10. What do you call a teacher who never farts in public?
A private tutor!
11. Why did the geography teacher break up with the history teacher?
There was no future!
12. How did the music teacher get locked out of her classroom?
She couldn’t find the right key!
13. What do you call a fish that knows math?
A mathe-matician!
14. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in class?
Because her students were so bright!
15. What did the pencil say to the paper?
“I’m drawn to you!”
16. Why did the student take a ladder to the principal’s office?
To get to the top of the class!
17. How does a school librarian greet students?
“Book it over here!”
18. Why did the teacher go to the beach?
To test the waters!
19. What do you call a class full of kids who love to tell jokes?
A pun-derful classroom!
20. Why did the teacher go to jail?
Because she had too many detentions!
These school jokes are perfect for sharing with classmates, teachers, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh about education! Enjoy!