Dad Jokes 
Get ready to giggle with some super silly jokes for 3-year-olds! These jokes are perfect for little ones, easy to understand, and guaranteed to bring out the biggest smiles. They’re simple, fun, and just right for the youngest comedians. Let’s jump into the laughter!
1. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
2. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
3. What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
4. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
5. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
6. How does a cat like its coffee?
Purr-fectly!
7. Why don’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!
8. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
9. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
10. What kind of music do cows listen to?
Moo-sic!
11. What did the tree say to the dog?
Bark!
12. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy!
13. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
14. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
15. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was stuffed!
16. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An in-vest-igator!
17. Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them!
18. What did the little corn say to the big corn?
“Where’s popcorn?”
19. Why did the frog take the bus to work?
Because his car got toad away!
20. What is a cat’s favorite color?
Purrr-ple!
These jokes for 3-year-olds are sure to bring smiles and laughter! Share them during playtime or storytime, and watch the giggles unfold!