Dad Jokes 
Get ready for some giggles with these silly jokes perfect for first graders! These jokes are easy to understand, fun, and sure to bring lots of smiles. Let’s dive in!
1. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was already stuffed!
2. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
3. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy!
4. How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
5. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
8. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!
9. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
10. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
11. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An in-vest-igator!
12. Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
13. How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience!
14. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
15. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
16. What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
17. Why was the broom late?
Because it swept in!
18. What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A labracadabrador!
19. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice!
20. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
“Put it on my bill!”
These jokes for first graders are sure to bring laughter and joy to any classroom or playtime! Share them and enjoy the smiles!