Dad Jokes 
Get ready for some spooky giggles with these Halloween jokes! Perfect for trick-or-treaters and Halloween parties, these jokes will have everyone howling with laughter. Let’s dive into 20 Halloween-themed jokes that are sure to entertain!
1. Why did the ghost go to the party?
Because he heard it was going to be a boo-last!
2. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch!
3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
4. What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music!
5. Why did the vampire go to art school?
Because he wanted to learn how to draw blood!
6. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
I-scream!
7. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
8. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
He had no body to go with him!
9. What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?
A cereal killer!
10. Why did the ghost get a job?
Because he wanted to raise some spirits!
11. What do you call a witch’s garage?
A broom closet!
12. Why do ghosts love parties?
Because they can have a boo-tiful time!
13. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite!
14. What did the pumpkin say to the pie?
“You’re the apple of my pie!”
15. How do vampires get around?
By blood vessels!
16. Why was the broom late?
It swept in!
17. What did one spooky ghost say to the other?
“Do you believe in people?”
18. Why did the werewolf break up with his girlfriend?
She found him too hairy!
19. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A hoblin!
20. How do monsters like their drinks?
With a little bit of “fright” in them!
There you go! These Halloween jokes are perfect for sharing with friends and family during the spooky season. Enjoy the laughs and have a frightfully fun time!