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Thanksgiving is a time for gratitude, family, and a whole lot of laughter! Here are some jokes Funny Thanksgiving Quotes for a Smile that will surely put a smile on your face. Let’s feast on some humor!
1. “Thanksgiving: When you want to be thankful but also want to get away with eating an entire pie.”
2. “Thanksgiving is the only time you can sit around a table with your family, eat, and not be judged for it… unless it’s the last slice of pie!”
3. “I can’t wait to eat Thanksgiving dinner with my family… just kidding, I can’t wait to take a nap after Thanksgiving dinner!”
4. “Thanksgiving: The day I prepare a feast and then spend three days trying to figure out what to do with the leftovers.”
5. “May your Thanksgiving be filled with laughter and your turkey be juicy—just like Aunt Edna’s stories!”
6. “Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings. I count my calories after Thanksgiving dinner!”
7. “They say that money can’t buy happiness. But it can buy a turkey, and that’s pretty close!”
8. “Thanksgiving is the time of year when I make a list of everything I’m thankful for… then immediately forget it when the food comes out!”
9. “What’s the best way to get Thanksgiving dinner for free? Just keep saying, ‘I’m not really that hungry!’”
10. “Thanksgiving: the only day of the year when it’s acceptable to eat until you can’t move… and then do it all over again for dinner!”
11. “Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!”
12. “I love Thanksgiving because it’s a chance to be with family… and eat food that we definitely shouldn’t be eating!”
13. “Thanksgiving is all about giving thanks. And by ‘thanks,’ I mean ‘thanks for not judging me for my third helping!’”
14. “What did the turkey say to the computer? ‘Google, Google, Google!’”
15. “Thanksgiving: the day when everyone gets to be a little gravy!”
16. “A Thanksgiving feast without pie is just a meeting!”
17. “What’s the best thing to put in a pie? A smile… and a whole lot of pumpkin spice!”
18. “Thanksgiving is the time to be thankful… for stretchy pants!”
19. “Why do turkeys always gobble? Because they know they’ll be eaten soon!”
20. “If you think about it, turkey is just a giant chicken who had a great PR team!”
These jokes Funny Thanksgiving Quotes for a Smile are perfect for sharing at the dinner table or using to lighten the mood. Enjoy the laughter and the delicious food! Happy Thanksgiving!