Dad Jokes 
Jokes on Wokes . Woke culture is all around us, and sometimes, it’s just too easy to poke a little fun at it. If you’re looking for some lighthearted, tongue-in-cheek jokes about the “woke” wave, buckle up. These jokes take a playful swipe without any hard feelings—because we can all use a laugh, no matter what side of the conversation we’re on!
1. Why did the woke person bring a ladder to the protest?
Because they wanted to get on a higher moral ground.
2. How many woke people does it take to change a lightbulb?
None—they just hold a sign demanding better lighting conditions for all!
3. Why did the woke vegan break up with their partner?
Because they found out they were still cheating… on their gluten-free diet.
4. What did the woke person say at the coffee shop?
“Is this latte gender-neutral?”
5. Why don’t woke people play Monopoly?
Because it promotes capitalism, inequality, and, worst of all, rent!
6. Why was the woke person always late?
Because they were too busy correcting the time for cultural biases.
7. How do you know if someone’s woke?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you—multiple times.
8. What do you call a woke pirate?
An “Arrrr-volutionary” who fights for equitable treasure distribution.
9. Why did the woke person refuse to join the gym?
They couldn’t support a place that builds up privilege while tearing others down.
10. Why do woke people love yoga?
Because it’s the only time they can “stretch” their opinions even further.
11. What did the woke tree say to the lumberjack?
“Stop logging—nature didn’t consent to this deforestation!”
12. Why did the woke bird refuse to fly south for winter?
Because it didn’t want to participate in migratory stereotypes.
13. What’s a woke person’s favorite type of bread?
Any kind, as long as it’s not white.
14. Why did the woke scarecrow win an award?
Because it was outstanding in its field—of intersectional representation.
15. Why don’t woke people play cards?
Because they can’t handle the concept of a trump card.
16. How did the woke person react to a magic trick?
They were amazed—until they realized magic isn’t real and now they’re questioning the whole system.
17. What did the woke carpenter say after building a table?
“This is an inclusive platform for all to sit at.”
18. Why did the woke person get kicked out of the restaurant?
They demanded to see the emotional menu.
19. How does a woke person order pizza?
“Can I get that gluten-free, dairy-free, cruelty-free, and bias-free?”
20. Why don’t woke people ever argue?
Because they’d rather engage in a compassionate dialogue and seek a mutual understanding… most of the time.
Remember, these jokes are all in good fun! The goal is to laugh with the woke crowd, not at them—because humor is the best way to bridge differences and bring us all to the same table (hopefully the inclusive one).