Need a good chuckle? Look no further! Here are some jokes to make you laugh that are guaranteed to brighten your day and tickle your funny bone. Whether you’re sharing with friends or just looking for a little pick-me-up, these jokes are sure to deliver the giggles!
1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
2. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
5. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
6. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
7. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
8. What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
9. Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
10. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
11. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
12. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
13. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
14. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
15. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!
16. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
17. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
18. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated!
19. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy!
20. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
Share the Laughter!
These jokes to make you laugh are perfect for lifting your spirits and sharing with friends. Keep them in your back pocket for when you need a quick laugh, and don’t forget to spread the joy!