Dad Jokes 
Get ready to unleash some laughter with these kid jokes about animals! Perfect for entertaining the little ones or just having a fun time, these jokes are sure to tickle their funny bones. Let’s jump into the wild world of animal humor!
1. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
2. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be called bagels!
3. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
4. Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite!
6. Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
7. What did the cat say when it lost all its money?
I’m paw!
8. Why do fish always know how much they weigh?
Because they have their own scales!
9. What do you call a fish without eyes?
Fsh!
10. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
Put it on my bill!
11. Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo?
Because it wanted to pack its trunks!
12. What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador!
13. Why did the horse go behind the tree?
Because he wanted to pee!
14. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investi-gator!
15. Why did the frog take the bus to work?
Because his car got toad away!
16. How do you organize a space party?
You planet—with some animal friends!
17. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
18. Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
Because it wanted to be a polly unsaturated!
19. What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A python!
20. Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them!
There you have it—20 hilarious kid jokes about animals to share with your friends and family! These jokes are sure to bring smiles and laughter to any gathering. Enjoy the fun!