Dad Jokes 
Hop into some fun with these kids Easter jokes! Perfect for sharing with friends and family, these jokes are sure to bring smiles and giggles to your Easter celebrations. Let’s get cracking!
1. What kind of music do bunnies listen to?
Hip hop!
2. Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
3. How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Eggs-ercise!
4. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bunny flops!
5. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
6. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?
IHOP!
7. How do you know the Easter Bunny is good at sports?
Because he’s always hopping around!
8. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an onion?
A bunion!
9. Why are Easter eggs so good at telling jokes?
Because they crack each other up!
10. What’s the best way to catch a special rabbit?
Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a carrot!
11. Why did the Easter egg go to school?
To get a little egg-ucation!
12. How does the Easter Bunny keep his eggs safe?
He uses egg-cellent security!
13. What do you call an Easter egg that tells jokes?
A funny egg!
14. Why did the Easter Bunny sit on the egg?
Because it was a little egg-citing!
15. What do you call a mischievous Easter egg?
A bad yolk!
16. What did one Easter egg say to the other?
“Have you heard the eggs-citing news?”
17. Why did the Easter Bunny get a job?
Because he wanted to earn some extra hare money!
18. How do bunnies stay warm in the winter?
With hare muffs!
19. What do you get if you cross a bunny with a frog?
A rabbit that can jump!
20. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite game?
Hopscotch!
21. What do you call a bunny with a dictionary?
A hare-ictionary!
22. Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it’s too hard to wallpaper them!
23. How does the Easter Bunny decorate his house?
With egg-stra special decorations!
24. Why don’t you ever see rabbits hiding?
Because they’re so good at it!
25. What kind of chocolate do bunnies like?
Milk chocolate, of course!
26. What do you call an Easter egg that goes on a diet?
An eggs-ercise egg!
27. What do you get when you cross an Easter egg with a dog?
An eggs-ploring puppy!
28. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a backpack?
He was hopping to class!
29. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance?
The bunny hop!
30. What did the egg say to the frying pan?
“You crack me up!”
These kids Easter jokes are perfect for making the holiday even more fun. Share them during your Easter egg hunt or at the dinner table for a good laugh! Enjoy!