Dad Jokes 
Get ready to gobble up some giggles with these kids Thanksgiving jokes! Perfect for family gatherings or sharing around the dinner table, these jokes will have everyone laughing as they celebrate the holiday. Let’s dive into 30 funny Thanksgiving jokes that kids will love!
Hilarious Kids Thanksgiving Jokes
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken!
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
“Stuffing” cake!
What did the turkey say to the computer?
“Google, google, google!”
Why did the cranberries turn red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing!
What do you call a stuffed animal that tells jokes?
A pun-kin!
Why did the turkey sit on the drumstick?
Because it wanted to be a chicken drummer!
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll tell you at Thanksgiving!
What do you call a turkey that tells jokes?
A “poultry” in motion!
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you call a turkey that loves to play hide and seek?
A “gobble” hider!
Why did the turkey get kicked out of the party?
Because it couldn’t stop “gobbling” on!
What did one turkey say to the other at Thanksgiving?
“Let’s get stuffed!”
Why was the Thanksgiving turkey so excited?
Because it was finally getting roasted!
What’s a turkey’s favorite dance?
The “flap” dance!
Why did the potato get invited to Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it was a “sweet” friend!
What do you get when you drop a turkey?
A turkey “plop!”
How do you know when Thanksgiving dinner is ready?
When the turkey pops up and says, “I’m done!”
What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good beat to “gobble” to!
Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
It was stuffed!
What do you call a turkey who tells jokes?
A “fowl” comedian!
What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
He got “gobbled” up!
Why did the chef break up with the turkey?
It was too “fowl” for him!
What do you call a turkey who’s great at math?
A “calcu-later!”
Why did the turkey go to the gym?
To work on its “pecs”!
What’s a turkey’s favorite game?
“Hide and gobble!”
Why did the turkey bring a backpack to dinner?
Because it was going to “stuff” it full!
What do you call a turkey who loves to play basketball?
A “slam-dunk” turkey!
Why was the Thanksgiving turkey so proud?
Because it was the “centerpiece” of the table!
What do you call a turkey that tells scary stories?
A “gobble” ghost!
Why did the turkey wear a bow tie?
Because it wanted to be “dapper” for dinner!
How do you invite a turkey to a party?
“Gobble on over!”
Why did the turkey bring a suitcase to dinner?
Because it was ready for a “feather-ruffling” adventure!
Wrapping Up with a Smile
And there you have it—30 delightful kids Thanksgiving jokes that will make the holiday even more fun! Share these jokes with your family and friends, and let the laughter fill the air as you gather around the table. Remember, laughter is the best ingredient for a perfect Thanksgiving!