Dad Jokes 
Get ready to bend over with laughter! Here are some knee jokes that will have you giggling and groaning at the same time. Perfect for sharing with friends or for a little light-hearted fun, these jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone!
1. What do you call a fake knee?
A knee-phew!
2. Why did the knee get a promotion?
Because it was always on the move!
3. What do you call a doctor who specializes in knees?
A knee-rologist!
4. Why don’t knees ever get lost?
Because they always know how to knee-gate!
5. What did one knee say to the other knee?
“Don’t worry, I’ve got your back!”
6. Why was the knee always calm?
Because it knew how to knee it together!
7. What do you call a group of musical knees?
A knee-sical!
8. How did the knee propose to its partner?
With a knee-ring!
9. Why did the runner always talk to his knees?
Because they always had a good knee-drama!
10. What did the left knee say to the right knee?
“Together we make a great pair!”
11. Why did the knee join a band?
It wanted to play knee-dles!
12. How do knees stay warm in the winter?
They wear knee-lovers!
13. Why do knees love to play hide and seek?
Because they’re great at knee-ping secrets!
14. What do you call a knee that tells jokes?
A knee-dler!
15. Why was the knee always so positive?
Because it knew how to look on the bright side of life!
16. How do you greet a knee?
With a hearty “knee-howdy!”
17. Why did the knee fail its driving test?
It couldn’t stop on a dime, it was always knee-gotiating!
18. What did the knee say to the elbow?
“Let’s stick together, we make a great team!”
19. Why did the knee become a motivational speaker?
Because it had a lot of knee-spiration to share!
20. What do you call a knee that loves to dance?
A knee-groover!
These knee jokes are sure to bring some fun to your day! Share them with friends for a good laugh!