Dad Jokes 
Knock-knock jokes are a classic favorite among kids! They’re easy to remember and perfect for sharing with friends and family. Here’s a collection of fun and silly knock-knock jokes that are sure to bring smiles and laughter to little faces!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
²Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
²Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
²Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
²Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
²Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
²Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo hoo.
²Boo hoo who?
Why are you crying?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
²Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
²Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
²Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
²Snow who?
Snow use, I forgot my name!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh—
Moo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
²Butter who?
Butter let me in or I’ll freeze!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Llama.
²Llama who?
Llama tell you a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chick.
²Chick who?
Chick up on you later!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
I’m so glad you asked!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
²Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
²Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
These knock-knock jokes for kids are sure to bring joy and laughter. Share them with your little ones for endless fun!